Creator
Creator
Cast
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
Jake Harper
Judith Harper
Evelyn Harper
Berta
Rose
Walden Schmidt
Jenny
Video trailer
Synopsis
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Original title
Two and a Half Men
First air date
Sep. 22, 2003
Last air date
Feb. 19, 2015
Seasons
12
Episodes
262
Status
Ended
Seasons and episodes
1
Season 1 Sep. 22, 2003
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Pilot May. 28, 2025 -
Big Flappy Bastards May. 28, 2025 -
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell May. 28, 2025 -
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump May. 28, 2025 -
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? May. 28, 2025 -
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake May. 28, 2025 -
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful May. 28, 2025 -
Phase One, Complete May. 28, 2025 -
Merry Thanksgiving May. 28, 2025 -
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor May. 28, 2025 -
Camel Filters + Pheromones May. 28, 2025 -
Sara Like Puny Alan May. 28, 2025 -
I Can't Afford Hyenas May. 28, 2025 -
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick May. 28, 2025 -
That Was Saliva, Alan May. 28, 2025 -
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats May. 28, 2025 -
An Old Flame With a New Wick May. 28, 2025 -
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You May. 28, 2025 -
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark May. 28, 2025 -
No Sniffing, No Wowing May. 28, 2025 -
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet May. 28, 2025 -
Just Like Buffalo May. 28, 2025 -
Can You Feel My Finger? May. 28, 2025
2
Season 2 Sep. 20, 2004
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Back Off Mary Poppins May. 28, 2025 -
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls May. 28, 2025 -
A Bag Full of Jawea May. 28, 2025 -
Go Get Mommy's Bra May. 28, 2025 -
Bad News from the Clinic May. 28, 2025 -
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance May. 28, 2025 -
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana May. 28, 2025 -
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers May. 28, 2025 -
Yes, Monsignor May. 28, 2025 -
The Salmon Under My Sweater May. 28, 2025 -
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos May. 28, 2025 -
A Lungful of Alan May. 28, 2025 -
Get Off My Hair May. 28, 2025 -
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut May. 28, 2025 -
Smell the Umbrella Stand May. 28, 2025 -
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? May. 28, 2025 -
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! May. 28, 2025 -
It Was Mame, Mom May. 28, 2025 -
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise May. 28, 2025 -
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey May. 28, 2025 -
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On May. 28, 2025 -
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother May. 28, 2025 -
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab May. 28, 2025 -
Does This Smell Funny to You? May. 28, 2025
3
Season 3 Sep. 19, 2005
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts May. 28, 2025 -
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover May. 28, 2025 -
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark May. 28, 2025 -
Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs May. 28, 2025 -
We Called It Mr. Pinky May. 28, 2025 -
Hi, Mr. Horned One May. 28, 2025 -
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop May. 28, 2025 -
That Voodoo That I Do Do May. 28, 2025 -
Madame and Her Special friend May. 28, 2025 -
Something Salted and Twisted May. 28, 2025 -
Santa's Village of the Damned May. 28, 2025 -
That Special Tug May. 28, 2025 -
Humiliation is a Visual Medium May. 28, 2025 -
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded May. 28, 2025 -
My Tongue is Meat May. 28, 2025 -
Ergo, The Booty Call May. 28, 2025 -
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser May. 28, 2025 -
The Spit-Covered Cobbler May. 28, 2025 -
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin May. 28, 2025 -
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro May. 28, 2025 -
And the Plot Moistens May. 28, 2025 -
Just Once With Aunt Sophie May. 28, 2025 -
Arguments for the Quickie May. 28, 2025 -
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite May. 28, 2025
4
Season 4 Sep. 18, 2006
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Working for Caligula May. 28, 2025 -
Who's Vod Kanockers? May. 28, 2025 -
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress May. 28, 2025 -
A Pot Smoking Monkey May. 28, 2025 -
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility May. 28, 2025 -
Apologies for the Frivolity May. 28, 2025 -
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head May. 28, 2025 -
Release the Dogs May. 28, 2025 -
Corey's Been Dead For an Hour May. 28, 2025 -
Kissing Abraham Lincoln May. 28, 2025 -
Walnuts and Demerol May. 28, 2025 -
Castrating Sheep in Montana May. 28, 2025 -
Don't Worry, Speed Racer May. 28, 2025 -
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami May. 28, 2025 -
My Damn Stalker May. 28, 2025 -
Young People Have Phlegm Too May. 28, 2025 -
I Merely Slept With a Commie May. 28, 2025 -
It Never Rains in Hooterville May. 28, 2025 -
Smooth as a Ken Doll May. 28, 2025 -
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot May. 28, 2025 -
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous May. 28, 2025 -
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag May. 28, 2025 -
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin May. 28, 2025 -
Prostitutes and Gelato May. 28, 2025
5
Season 5 Sep. 24, 2007
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom May. 28, 2025 -
Media Room Slash Dungeon May. 28, 2025 -
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo May. 28, 2025 -
City of Great Racks May. 28, 2025 -
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat May. 28, 2025 -
Help Daddy Find His Toenail May. 28, 2025 -
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room May. 28, 2025 -
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? May. 28, 2025 -
Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. May. 28, 2025 -
Kinda Like Necrophilia May. 28, 2025 -
Meander to Your Dander May. 28, 2025 -
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh May. 28, 2025 -
The Soil is Moist May. 28, 2025 -
Winky-Dink Time May. 28, 2025 -
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) May. 28, 2025 -
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty May. 28, 2025 -
Fish in a Drawer May. 28, 2025 -
If My Hole Could Talk May. 28, 2025 -
Waiting for the Right Snapper May. 28, 2025
6
Season 6 Sep. 22, 2008
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Taterhead is Our Love Child May. 28, 2025 -
Pie Hole, Herb May. 28, 2025 -
Damn You, Eggs Benedict May. 28, 2025 -
The Flavin' and the Mavin' May. 28, 2025 -
A Jock Strap in Hell May. 28, 2025 -
It's Always Nazi Week (1) May. 28, 2025 -
Best H.O. Money Can Buy May. 28, 2025 -
Pinocchio's Mouth May. 28, 2025 -
The Mooch At The Boo May. 28, 2025 -
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited May. 28, 2025 -
The Devil's Lube May. 28, 2025 -
Thank God for Scoliosis May. 28, 2025 -
I Think You Offended Don May. 28, 2025 -
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie May. 28, 2025 -
I'd Like to Start With the Cat May. 28, 2025 -
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime May. 28, 2025 -
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? May. 28, 2025 -
My Son's Enormous Head May. 28, 2025 -
The Two Finger Rule May. 28, 2025 -
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau May. 28, 2025 -
Above Exalted Cyclops May. 28, 2025 -
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box May. 28, 2025 -
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth May. 28, 2025 -
Baseball with Better Steroids May. 28, 2025
7
Season 7 Sep. 21, 2009
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818-jklpuzo May. 28, 2025 -
Whipped Unto the Third Generation May. 28, 2025 -
Mmm, Fish. Yum. May. 28, 2025 -
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator May. 28, 2025 -
For the Sake of the Child May. 28, 2025 -
Give Me Your Thumb May. 28, 2025 -
Untainted by Filth May. 28, 2025 -
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. May. 28, 2025 -
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair May. 28, 2025 -
That's Why They Call It Ball Room May. 28, 2025 -
Warning, It's Dirty May. 28, 2025 -
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste May. 28, 2025 -
Yay, No Polyps! May. 28, 2025 -
Crude and Uncalled For (1) May. 28, 2025 -
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) May. 28, 2025 -
Tinkle Like a Princess May. 28, 2025 -
I Found Your Moustache May. 28, 2025 -
Ixnay on the Oggie Day May. 28, 2025 -
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave May. 28, 2025 -
I Called Him Magoo May. 28, 2025 -
Gumby with a Pokey May. 28, 2025 -
This is Not Gonna End Well May. 28, 2025
8
Season 8 Sep. 20, 2010
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud May. 28, 2025 -
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer May. 28, 2025 -
A Pudding-Filled Cactus May. 28, 2025 -
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers May. 28, 2025 -
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel May. 28, 2025 -
Twanging Your Magic Clanger May. 28, 2025 -
The Crazy Bitch Gazette May. 28, 2025 -
Springtime on a Stick May. 28, 2025 -
A Good Time In Central Africa May. 28, 2025 -
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop May. 28, 2025 -
Dead From the Waist Down May. 28, 2025 -
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead May. 28, 2025 -
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup May. 28, 2025 -
Lookin' for Japanese Subs May. 28, 2025 -
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak May. 28, 2025 -
That Darn Priest May. 28, 2025
9
Season 9 Sep. 19, 2011
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt May. 28, 2025 -
People Who Love Peepholes May. 28, 2025 -
Big Girls Don't Throw Food May. 28, 2025 -
Nine Magic Fingers May. 28, 2025 -
A Giant Cat Holding Churro May. 28, 2025 -
The Squat and The Hover May. 28, 2025 -
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets May. 28, 2025 -
Thank You For The Intercourse May. 28, 2025 -
Frodo's Headshots May. 28, 2025 -
Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes May. 28, 2025 -
A Lovely Landing Strip May. 28, 2025 -
One False Move, Zimbabwe! May. 28, 2025 -
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion May. 28, 2025 -
A Possum on Chemo May. 28, 2025 -
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack May. 28, 2025 -
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy May. 28, 2025 -
Not In My Mouth May. 28, 2025 -
The War Against Gingivitis May. 28, 2025 -
Palmdale, Ech May. 28, 2025 -
Grandma's Pie May. 28, 2025 -
Mr. Hose Says Yes May. 28, 2025 -
Why We Gave Up Women May. 28, 2025 -
The Straw In My Donut Hole May. 28, 2025 -
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! May. 28, 2025
10
Season 10 Sep. 27, 2012
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk May. 28, 2025 -
A Big Bag of Dog May. 28, 2025 -
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt May. 28, 2025 -
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For May. 28, 2025 -
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam May. 28, 2025 -
Ferrets, Attack! May. 28, 2025 -
Avoid the Chinese Mustard May. 28, 2025 -
Something My Gynecologist Said May. 28, 2025 -
I Scream When I Pee May. 28, 2025 -
One Nut Johnson May. 28, 2025 -
Give Santa a Tail-Hole May. 28, 2025 -
Welcome to Alancrest May. 28, 2025 -
Grab A Feather And Get In Line May. 28, 2025 -
Run Steven Staven! Run! May. 28, 2025 -
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It May. 28, 2025 -
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby May. 28, 2025 -
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries May. 28, 2025 -
The 9:04 From Pemberton May. 28, 2025 -
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon May. 28, 2025 -
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show May. 28, 2025 -
Another Night With Neil Diamond May. 28, 2025 -
My Bodacious Vidalia May. 28, 2025 -
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped May. 28, 2025
11
Season 11 Sep. 26, 2013
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Nangnangnangnang May. 28, 2025 -
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball May. 28, 2025 -
This Unblessed Biscuit May. 28, 2025 -
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank May. 28, 2025 -
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 May. 28, 2025 -
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants May. 28, 2025 -
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie May. 28, 2025 -
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. May. 28, 2025 -
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer May. 28, 2025 -
On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer! May. 28, 2025 -
Tazed In The Lady Nuts May. 28, 2025 -
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. May. 28, 2025 -
Bite Me, Supreme Court May. 28, 2025 -
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe May. 28, 2025 -
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin May. 28, 2025 -
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper May. 28, 2025 -
Welcome Home, Jake May. 28, 2025 -
West Side Story May. 28, 2025 -
Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick May. 28, 2025 -
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia May. 28, 2025 -
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot May. 28, 2025 -
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead May. 28, 2025
12
Season 12 Oct. 30, 2014
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach May. 28, 2025 -
A Chic Bar in Ibiza May. 28, 2025 -
Glamping in a Yurt May. 28, 2025 -
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight May. 28, 2025 -
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. May. 28, 2025 -
Alan Shot a Little Girl May. 28, 2025 -
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner May. 28, 2025 -
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey May. 28, 2025 -
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey May. 28, 2025 -
Here I Come, Pants! May. 28, 2025 -
For Whom the Booty Calls May. 28, 2025 -
A Beer Battered Rip-Off May. 28, 2025 -
Boompa Loved His Hookers May. 28, 2025 -
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun May. 28, 2025 -
Of Course He's Dead (1) May. 28, 2025 -
Of Course He's Dead (2) May. 28, 2025
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