Creator
Creator
Cast
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
Jake Harper
Judith Harper
Evelyn Harper
Berta
Rose
Walden Schmidt
Jenny
Video trailer
Synopsis
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Original title
Two and a Half Men
First air date
Sep. 22, 2003
Last air date
Feb. 19, 2015
Seasons
12
Episodes
262
Status
Ended
Seasons and episodes
1
Season 1 Sep. 22, 2003
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Pilot Jun. 18, 2025 -
Big Flappy Bastards Jun. 18, 2025 -
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Jun. 18, 2025 -
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Jun. 18, 2025 -
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Jun. 18, 2025 -
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Jun. 18, 2025 -
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Jun. 18, 2025 -
Phase One, Complete Jun. 18, 2025 -
Merry Thanksgiving Jun. 18, 2025 -
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Jun. 18, 2025 -
Camel Filters + Pheromones Jun. 18, 2025 -
Sara Like Puny Alan Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Can't Afford Hyenas Jun. 18, 2025 -
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Jun. 18, 2025 -
That Was Saliva, Alan Jun. 18, 2025 -
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Jun. 18, 2025 -
An Old Flame With a New Wick Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Jun. 18, 2025 -
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Jun. 18, 2025 -
No Sniffing, No Wowing Jun. 18, 2025 -
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet Jun. 18, 2025 -
Just Like Buffalo Jun. 18, 2025 -
Can You Feel My Finger? Jun. 18, 2025
2
Season 2 Sep. 20, 2004
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Back Off Mary Poppins Jun. 18, 2025 -
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Bag Full of Jawea Jun. 18, 2025 -
Go Get Mommy's Bra Jun. 18, 2025 -
Bad News from the Clinic Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Jun. 18, 2025 -
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Jun. 18, 2025 -
Yes, Monsignor Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Salmon Under My Sweater Jun. 18, 2025 -
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Lungful of Alan Jun. 18, 2025 -
Get Off My Hair Jun. 18, 2025 -
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Jun. 18, 2025 -
Smell the Umbrella Stand Jun. 18, 2025 -
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Jun. 18, 2025 -
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! Jun. 18, 2025 -
It Was Mame, Mom Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Jun. 18, 2025 -
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Jun. 18, 2025 -
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Jun. 18, 2025 -
Does This Smell Funny to You? Jun. 18, 2025
3
Season 3 Sep. 19, 2005
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Jun. 18, 2025 -
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Jun. 18, 2025 -
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Jun. 18, 2025 -
Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs Jun. 18, 2025 -
We Called It Mr. Pinky Jun. 18, 2025 -
Hi, Mr. Horned One Jun. 18, 2025 -
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Jun. 18, 2025 -
That Voodoo That I Do Do Jun. 18, 2025 -
Madame and Her Special friend Jun. 18, 2025 -
Something Salted and Twisted Jun. 18, 2025 -
Santa's Village of the Damned Jun. 18, 2025 -
That Special Tug Jun. 18, 2025 -
Humiliation is a Visual Medium Jun. 18, 2025 -
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Jun. 18, 2025 -
My Tongue is Meat Jun. 18, 2025 -
Ergo, The Booty Call Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Spit-Covered Cobbler Jun. 18, 2025 -
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Jun. 18, 2025 -
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Jun. 18, 2025 -
And the Plot Moistens Jun. 18, 2025 -
Just Once With Aunt Sophie Jun. 18, 2025 -
Arguments for the Quickie Jun. 18, 2025 -
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Jun. 18, 2025
4
Season 4 Sep. 18, 2006
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Working for Caligula Jun. 18, 2025 -
Who's Vod Kanockers? Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Pot Smoking Monkey Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Jun. 18, 2025 -
Apologies for the Frivolity Jun. 18, 2025 -
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Jun. 18, 2025 -
Release the Dogs Jun. 18, 2025 -
Corey's Been Dead For an Hour Jun. 18, 2025 -
Kissing Abraham Lincoln Jun. 18, 2025 -
Walnuts and Demerol Jun. 18, 2025 -
Castrating Sheep in Montana Jun. 18, 2025 -
Don't Worry, Speed Racer Jun. 18, 2025 -
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Jun. 18, 2025 -
My Damn Stalker Jun. 18, 2025 -
Young People Have Phlegm Too Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Merely Slept With a Commie Jun. 18, 2025 -
It Never Rains in Hooterville Jun. 18, 2025 -
Smooth as a Ken Doll Jun. 18, 2025 -
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Jun. 18, 2025 -
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Jun. 18, 2025 -
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Jun. 18, 2025 -
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin Jun. 18, 2025 -
Prostitutes and Gelato Jun. 18, 2025
5
Season 5 Sep. 24, 2007
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Jun. 18, 2025 -
Media Room Slash Dungeon Jun. 18, 2025 -
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Jun. 18, 2025 -
City of Great Racks Jun. 18, 2025 -
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Jun. 18, 2025 -
Help Daddy Find His Toenail Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room Jun. 18, 2025 -
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Jun. 18, 2025 -
Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. Jun. 18, 2025 -
Kinda Like Necrophilia Jun. 18, 2025 -
Meander to Your Dander Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Soil is Moist Jun. 18, 2025 -
Winky-Dink Time Jun. 18, 2025 -
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) Jun. 18, 2025 -
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Jun. 18, 2025 -
Fish in a Drawer Jun. 18, 2025 -
If My Hole Could Talk Jun. 18, 2025 -
Waiting for the Right Snapper Jun. 18, 2025
6
Season 6 Sep. 22, 2008
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Taterhead is Our Love Child Jun. 18, 2025 -
Pie Hole, Herb Jun. 18, 2025 -
Damn You, Eggs Benedict Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Flavin' and the Mavin' Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Jock Strap in Hell Jun. 18, 2025 -
It's Always Nazi Week (1) Jun. 18, 2025 -
Best H.O. Money Can Buy Jun. 18, 2025 -
Pinocchio's Mouth Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Mooch At The Boo Jun. 18, 2025 -
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Devil's Lube Jun. 18, 2025 -
Thank God for Scoliosis Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Think You Offended Don Jun. 18, 2025 -
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Jun. 18, 2025 -
I'd Like to Start With the Cat Jun. 18, 2025 -
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime Jun. 18, 2025 -
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Jun. 18, 2025 -
My Son's Enormous Head Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Two Finger Rule Jun. 18, 2025 -
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Jun. 18, 2025 -
Above Exalted Cyclops Jun. 18, 2025 -
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Jun. 18, 2025 -
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Jun. 18, 2025 -
Baseball with Better Steroids Jun. 18, 2025
7
Season 7 Sep. 21, 2009
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818-jklpuzo Jun. 18, 2025 -
Whipped Unto the Third Generation Jun. 18, 2025 -
Mmm, Fish. Yum. Jun. 18, 2025 -
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Jun. 18, 2025 -
For the Sake of the Child Jun. 18, 2025 -
Give Me Your Thumb Jun. 18, 2025 -
Untainted by Filth Jun. 18, 2025 -
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Jun. 18, 2025 -
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Jun. 18, 2025 -
That's Why They Call It Ball Room Jun. 18, 2025 -
Warning, It's Dirty Jun. 18, 2025 -
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jun. 18, 2025 -
Yay, No Polyps! Jun. 18, 2025 -
Crude and Uncalled For (1) Jun. 18, 2025 -
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) Jun. 18, 2025 -
Tinkle Like a Princess Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Found Your Moustache Jun. 18, 2025 -
Ixnay on the Oggie Day Jun. 18, 2025 -
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Called Him Magoo Jun. 18, 2025 -
Gumby with a Pokey Jun. 18, 2025 -
This is Not Gonna End Well Jun. 18, 2025
8
Season 8 Sep. 20, 2010
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Pudding-Filled Cactus Jun. 18, 2025 -
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Jun. 18, 2025 -
Twanging Your Magic Clanger Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Crazy Bitch Gazette Jun. 18, 2025 -
Springtime on a Stick Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Good Time In Central Africa Jun. 18, 2025 -
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Jun. 18, 2025 -
Dead From the Waist Down Jun. 18, 2025 -
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Jun. 18, 2025 -
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Jun. 18, 2025 -
Lookin' for Japanese Subs Jun. 18, 2025 -
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Jun. 18, 2025 -
That Darn Priest Jun. 18, 2025
9
Season 9 Sep. 19, 2011
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Jun. 18, 2025 -
People Who Love Peepholes Jun. 18, 2025 -
Big Girls Don't Throw Food Jun. 18, 2025 -
Nine Magic Fingers Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Giant Cat Holding Churro Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Squat and The Hover Jun. 18, 2025 -
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Jun. 18, 2025 -
Thank You For The Intercourse Jun. 18, 2025 -
Frodo's Headshots Jun. 18, 2025 -
Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Lovely Landing Strip Jun. 18, 2025 -
One False Move, Zimbabwe! Jun. 18, 2025 -
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Possum on Chemo Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Jun. 18, 2025 -
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Jun. 18, 2025 -
Not In My Mouth Jun. 18, 2025 -
The War Against Gingivitis Jun. 18, 2025 -
Palmdale, Ech Jun. 18, 2025 -
Grandma's Pie Jun. 18, 2025 -
Mr. Hose Says Yes Jun. 18, 2025 -
Why We Gave Up Women Jun. 18, 2025 -
The Straw In My Donut Hole Jun. 18, 2025 -
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Jun. 18, 2025
10
Season 10 Sep. 27, 2012
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Big Bag of Dog Jun. 18, 2025 -
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Jun. 18, 2025 -
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For Jun. 18, 2025 -
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam Jun. 18, 2025 -
Ferrets, Attack! Jun. 18, 2025 -
Avoid the Chinese Mustard Jun. 18, 2025 -
Something My Gynecologist Said Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Scream When I Pee Jun. 18, 2025 -
One Nut Johnson Jun. 18, 2025 -
Give Santa a Tail-Hole Jun. 18, 2025 -
Welcome to Alancrest Jun. 18, 2025 -
Grab A Feather And Get In Line Jun. 18, 2025 -
Run Steven Staven! Run! Jun. 18, 2025 -
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Jun. 18, 2025 -
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Jun. 18, 2025 -
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Jun. 18, 2025 -
The 9:04 From Pemberton Jun. 18, 2025 -
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon Jun. 18, 2025 -
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show Jun. 18, 2025 -
Another Night With Neil Diamond Jun. 18, 2025 -
My Bodacious Vidalia Jun. 18, 2025 -
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped Jun. 18, 2025
11
Season 11 Sep. 26, 2013
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Nangnangnangnang Jun. 18, 2025 -
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Jun. 18, 2025 -
This Unblessed Biscuit Jun. 18, 2025 -
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Jun. 18, 2025 -
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Jun. 18, 2025 -
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Jun. 18, 2025 -
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Jun. 18, 2025 -
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Jun. 18, 2025 -
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Jun. 18, 2025 -
On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer! Jun. 18, 2025 -
Tazed In The Lady Nuts Jun. 18, 2025 -
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Jun. 18, 2025 -
Bite Me, Supreme Court Jun. 18, 2025 -
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe Jun. 18, 2025 -
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Jun. 18, 2025 -
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Jun. 18, 2025 -
Welcome Home, Jake Jun. 18, 2025 -
West Side Story Jun. 18, 2025 -
Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick Jun. 18, 2025 -
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Jun. 18, 2025 -
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot Jun. 18, 2025 -
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Jun. 18, 2025
12
Season 12 Oct. 30, 2014
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Chic Bar in Ibiza Jun. 18, 2025 -
Glamping in a Yurt Jun. 18, 2025 -
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Jun. 18, 2025 -
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Jun. 18, 2025 -
Alan Shot a Little Girl Jun. 18, 2025 -
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Jun. 18, 2025 -
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Jun. 18, 2025 -
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Jun. 18, 2025 -
Here I Come, Pants! Jun. 18, 2025 -
For Whom the Booty Calls Jun. 18, 2025 -
A Beer Battered Rip-Off Jun. 18, 2025 -
Boompa Loved His Hookers Jun. 18, 2025 -
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Jun. 18, 2025 -
Of Course He's Dead (1) Jun. 18, 2025 -
Of Course He's Dead (2) Jun. 18, 2025
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