Creator
Creator
Cast
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
Jake Harper
Judith Harper
Evelyn Harper
Berta
Rose
Walden Schmidt
Jenny
Video trailer
Synopsis
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Original title
Two and a Half Men
First air date
Sep. 22, 2003
Last air date
Feb. 19, 2015
Seasons
12
Episodes
262
Status
Ended
Seasons and episodes
1
Season 1 Sep. 22, 2003
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Pilot Apr. 28, 2024 -
Big Flappy Bastards Apr. 28, 2024 -
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Apr. 28, 2024 -
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Apr. 28, 2024 -
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Apr. 28, 2024 -
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Apr. 28, 2024 -
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Apr. 28, 2024 -
Phase One, Complete Apr. 28, 2024 -
Merry Thanksgiving Apr. 28, 2024 -
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Apr. 28, 2024 -
Camel Filters + Pheromones Apr. 28, 2024 -
Sara Like Puny Alan Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Can't Afford Hyenas Apr. 28, 2024 -
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Apr. 28, 2024 -
That Was Saliva, Alan Apr. 28, 2024 -
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Apr. 28, 2024 -
An Old Flame With a New Wick Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Apr. 28, 2024 -
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Apr. 28, 2024 -
No Sniffing, No Wowing Apr. 28, 2024 -
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet Apr. 28, 2024 -
Just Like Buffalo Apr. 28, 2024 -
Can You Feel My Finger? Apr. 28, 2024
2
Season 2 Sep. 20, 2004
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Back Off Mary Poppins Apr. 28, 2024 -
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Bag Full of Jawea Apr. 28, 2024 -
Go Get Mommy's Bra Apr. 28, 2024 -
Bad News from the Clinic Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Apr. 28, 2024 -
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Apr. 28, 2024 -
Yes, Monsignor Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Salmon Under My Sweater Apr. 28, 2024 -
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Lungful of Alan Apr. 28, 2024 -
Get Off My Hair Apr. 28, 2024 -
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Apr. 28, 2024 -
Smell the Umbrella Stand Apr. 28, 2024 -
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Apr. 28, 2024 -
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! Apr. 28, 2024 -
It Was Mame, Mom Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Apr. 28, 2024 -
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Apr. 28, 2024 -
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Apr. 28, 2024 -
Does This Smell Funny to You? Apr. 28, 2024
3
Season 3 Sep. 19, 2005
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Apr. 28, 2024 -
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Apr. 28, 2024 -
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Apr. 28, 2024 -
Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs Apr. 28, 2024 -
We Called It Mr. Pinky Apr. 28, 2024 -
Hi, Mr. Horned One Apr. 28, 2024 -
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Apr. 28, 2024 -
That Voodoo That I Do Do Apr. 28, 2024 -
Madame and Her Special friend Apr. 28, 2024 -
Something Salted and Twisted Apr. 28, 2024 -
Santa's Village of the Damned Apr. 28, 2024 -
That Special Tug Apr. 28, 2024 -
Humiliation is a Visual Medium Apr. 28, 2024 -
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Apr. 28, 2024 -
My Tongue is Meat Apr. 28, 2024 -
Ergo, The Booty Call Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Spit-Covered Cobbler Apr. 28, 2024 -
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Apr. 28, 2024 -
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Apr. 28, 2024 -
And the Plot Moistens Apr. 28, 2024 -
Just Once With Aunt Sophie Apr. 28, 2024 -
Arguments for the Quickie Apr. 28, 2024 -
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Apr. 28, 2024
4
Season 4 Sep. 18, 2006
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Working for Caligula Apr. 28, 2024 -
Who's Vod Kanockers? Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Pot Smoking Monkey Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Apr. 28, 2024 -
Apologies for the Frivolity Apr. 28, 2024 -
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Apr. 28, 2024 -
Release the Dogs Apr. 28, 2024 -
Corey's Been Dead For an Hour Apr. 28, 2024 -
Kissing Abraham Lincoln Apr. 28, 2024 -
Walnuts and Demerol Apr. 28, 2024 -
Castrating Sheep in Montana Apr. 28, 2024 -
Don't Worry, Speed Racer Apr. 28, 2024 -
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Apr. 28, 2024 -
My Damn Stalker Apr. 28, 2024 -
Young People Have Phlegm Too Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Merely Slept With a Commie Apr. 28, 2024 -
It Never Rains in Hooterville Apr. 28, 2024 -
Smooth as a Ken Doll Apr. 28, 2024 -
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Apr. 28, 2024 -
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Apr. 28, 2024 -
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Apr. 28, 2024 -
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin Apr. 28, 2024 -
Prostitutes and Gelato Apr. 28, 2024
5
Season 5 Sep. 24, 2007
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Apr. 28, 2024 -
Media Room Slash Dungeon Apr. 28, 2024 -
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Apr. 28, 2024 -
City of Great Racks Apr. 28, 2024 -
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Apr. 28, 2024 -
Help Daddy Find His Toenail Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room Apr. 28, 2024 -
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Apr. 28, 2024 -
Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. Apr. 28, 2024 -
Kinda Like Necrophilia Apr. 28, 2024 -
Meander to Your Dander Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Soil is Moist Apr. 28, 2024 -
Winky-Dink Time Apr. 28, 2024 -
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) Apr. 28, 2024 -
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Apr. 28, 2024 -
Fish in a Drawer Apr. 28, 2024 -
If My Hole Could Talk Apr. 28, 2024 -
Waiting for the Right Snapper Apr. 28, 2024
6
Season 6 Sep. 22, 2008
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Taterhead is Our Love Child Apr. 28, 2024 -
Pie Hole, Herb Apr. 28, 2024 -
Damn You, Eggs Benedict Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Flavin' and the Mavin' Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Jock Strap in Hell Apr. 28, 2024 -
It's Always Nazi Week (1) Apr. 28, 2024 -
Best H.O. Money Can Buy Apr. 28, 2024 -
Pinocchio's Mouth Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Mooch At The Boo Apr. 28, 2024 -
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Devil's Lube Apr. 28, 2024 -
Thank God for Scoliosis Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Think You Offended Don Apr. 28, 2024 -
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Apr. 28, 2024 -
I'd Like to Start With the Cat Apr. 28, 2024 -
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime Apr. 28, 2024 -
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Apr. 28, 2024 -
My Son's Enormous Head Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Two Finger Rule Apr. 28, 2024 -
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Apr. 28, 2024 -
Above Exalted Cyclops Apr. 28, 2024 -
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Apr. 28, 2024 -
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Apr. 28, 2024 -
Baseball with Better Steroids Apr. 28, 2024
7
Season 7 Sep. 21, 2009
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818-jklpuzo Apr. 28, 2024 -
Whipped Unto the Third Generation Apr. 28, 2024 -
Mmm, Fish. Yum. Apr. 28, 2024 -
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Apr. 28, 2024 -
For the Sake of the Child Apr. 28, 2024 -
Give Me Your Thumb Apr. 28, 2024 -
Untainted by Filth Apr. 28, 2024 -
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Apr. 28, 2024 -
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Apr. 28, 2024 -
That's Why They Call It Ball Room Apr. 28, 2024 -
Warning, It's Dirty Apr. 28, 2024 -
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Apr. 28, 2024 -
Yay, No Polyps! Apr. 28, 2024 -
Crude and Uncalled For (1) Apr. 28, 2024 -
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) Apr. 28, 2024 -
Tinkle Like a Princess Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Found Your Moustache Apr. 28, 2024 -
Ixnay on the Oggie Day Apr. 28, 2024 -
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Called Him Magoo Apr. 28, 2024 -
Gumby with a Pokey Apr. 28, 2024 -
This is Not Gonna End Well Apr. 28, 2024
8
Season 8 Sep. 20, 2010
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Pudding-Filled Cactus Apr. 28, 2024 -
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Apr. 28, 2024 -
Twanging Your Magic Clanger Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Crazy Bitch Gazette Apr. 28, 2024 -
Springtime on a Stick Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Good Time In Central Africa Apr. 28, 2024 -
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Apr. 28, 2024 -
Dead From the Waist Down Apr. 28, 2024 -
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Apr. 28, 2024 -
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Apr. 28, 2024 -
Lookin' for Japanese Subs Apr. 28, 2024 -
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Apr. 28, 2024 -
That Darn Priest Apr. 28, 2024
9
Season 9 Sep. 19, 2011
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Apr. 28, 2024 -
People Who Love Peepholes Apr. 28, 2024 -
Big Girls Don't Throw Food Apr. 28, 2024 -
Nine Magic Fingers Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Giant Cat Holding Churro Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Squat and The Hover Apr. 28, 2024 -
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Apr. 28, 2024 -
Thank You For The Intercourse Apr. 28, 2024 -
Frodo's Headshots Apr. 28, 2024 -
Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Lovely Landing Strip Apr. 28, 2024 -
One False Move, Zimbabwe! Apr. 28, 2024 -
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Possum on Chemo Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Apr. 28, 2024 -
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Apr. 28, 2024 -
Not In My Mouth Apr. 28, 2024 -
The War Against Gingivitis Apr. 28, 2024 -
Palmdale, Ech Apr. 28, 2024 -
Grandma's Pie Apr. 28, 2024 -
Mr. Hose Says Yes Apr. 28, 2024 -
Why We Gave Up Women Apr. 28, 2024 -
The Straw In My Donut Hole Apr. 28, 2024 -
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Apr. 28, 2024
10
Season 10 Sep. 27, 2012
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Big Bag of Dog Apr. 28, 2024 -
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Apr. 28, 2024 -
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For Apr. 28, 2024 -
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam Apr. 28, 2024 -
Ferrets, Attack! Apr. 28, 2024 -
Avoid the Chinese Mustard Apr. 28, 2024 -
Something My Gynecologist Said Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Scream When I Pee Apr. 28, 2024 -
One Nut Johnson Apr. 28, 2024 -
Give Santa a Tail-Hole Apr. 28, 2024 -
Welcome to Alancrest Apr. 28, 2024 -
Grab A Feather And Get In Line Apr. 28, 2024 -
Run Steven Staven! Run! Apr. 28, 2024 -
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Apr. 28, 2024 -
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Apr. 28, 2024 -
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Apr. 28, 2024 -
The 9:04 From Pemberton Apr. 28, 2024 -
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon Apr. 28, 2024 -
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show Apr. 28, 2024 -
Another Night With Neil Diamond Apr. 28, 2024 -
My Bodacious Vidalia Apr. 28, 2024 -
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped Apr. 28, 2024
11
Season 11 Sep. 26, 2013
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Nangnangnangnang Apr. 28, 2024 -
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Apr. 28, 2024 -
This Unblessed Biscuit Apr. 28, 2024 -
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Apr. 28, 2024 -
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Apr. 28, 2024 -
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Apr. 28, 2024 -
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Apr. 28, 2024 -
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Apr. 28, 2024 -
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Apr. 28, 2024 -
On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer! Apr. 28, 2024 -
Tazed In The Lady Nuts Apr. 28, 2024 -
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Apr. 28, 2024 -
Bite Me, Supreme Court Apr. 28, 2024 -
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe Apr. 28, 2024 -
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Apr. 28, 2024 -
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Apr. 28, 2024 -
Welcome Home, Jake Apr. 28, 2024 -
West Side Story Apr. 28, 2024 -
Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick Apr. 28, 2024 -
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Apr. 28, 2024 -
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot Apr. 28, 2024 -
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Apr. 28, 2024
12
Season 12 Oct. 30, 2014
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Chic Bar in Ibiza Apr. 28, 2024 -
Glamping in a Yurt Apr. 28, 2024 -
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Apr. 28, 2024 -
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Apr. 28, 2024 -
Alan Shot a Little Girl Apr. 28, 2024 -
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Apr. 28, 2024 -
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Apr. 28, 2024 -
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Apr. 28, 2024 -
Here I Come, Pants! Apr. 28, 2024 -
For Whom the Booty Calls Apr. 28, 2024 -
A Beer Battered Rip-Off Apr. 28, 2024 -
Boompa Loved His Hookers Apr. 28, 2024 -
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Apr. 28, 2024 -
Of Course He's Dead (1) Apr. 28, 2024 -
Of Course He's Dead (2) Apr. 28, 2024
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